Meet Cute by Helena Hunting

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official blurb
Talk about an embarrassing introduction. On her first day of law school, Kailyn ran – quite literally – into the actor she crushed on as a teenager, ending with him sprawled on top of her. Mortified to discover the Daxton Hughes was also a student in her class, her embarrassment over their meet-cute quickly turned into a friendship she never expected. Of course, she never saw his betrayal coming either… Now, eight years later, Dax is in her office asking for legal advice. Despite her anger, Kailyn can’t help feeling sorry for the devastated man who just became sole guardian to his thirteen-year-old sister. But when her boss gets wind of Kailyn’s new celebrity client, there’s even more at stake than Dax’s custody issues: if she gets Dax to work at their firm, she’ll be promoted to partner. The more time Kailyn spends with Dax and his sister, the more she starts to feel like a family, and the more she realizes the chemistry they had all those years ago is as fresh as ever. But will they be able to forgive the mistakes of the past, or will one betrayal lead to another?

my blurb!
After a law school experience, steeped in sexual tension, ends with being backstabbed.  Two people are forced to coexist while trying to do what’s best in a custody agreement.

3.5 stars                                                             4 out of 5 steam level

 

what i liked
This book starts off laugh out loud funny.  I was laughing, cringe reading (lots of embarrassment) and smile reading throughout the first few chapters of this book.  Here’s a little snippet of funny exchanges:

“I don’t have time to shave regularly these days, let alone time for hot dates.” She sighs.  “I hate this whole online generation crap.  Why can’t I just meet a nice guy in a coffee shop, or the library or something?”
“I think you’d have to frequent coffee shops and library for that to happen, wouldn’t you?” I ask.

But don’t let the humor fool you.  This book isn’t entirely funny.  In fact, in the first 4 chapters- it starts to get pretty serious.  The overall plot of this book revolves around a custody dispute.  The writing, even when it wasn’t funny, still packed a good punch.  I included a snippet of this too (you’re welcome):

“Heartache is the worst affliction.  It robs a person of rationality, or logic, of forethought and patience.  It makes everything good painfully bright and magnifies the bad with an intensity that’s difficult to tolerate.”

Another thing in the pro column for me is their jobs.  The two main characters were both lawyers.  You got to see them in law school and then see them practicing different types of law.  I really enjoyed that whole aspect of the book.
The last chapter of the book was great so it definitely ended on a high note for me.  It felt a little disjointed from being laugh out loud funny to being heavy and not very funny at all.  But overall I enjoyed reading this and read it quickly!

what i didn't like
Okay, you know how I feel about names.  The main characters name was Daxton.  You read that correctly.  DAXTON.  The whole book, I kept thinking… how does that name even dawn on you to use? I’ve never even heard of that name before!  It did have a saving grace though because towards the latter end of the book we get to experience this funny exchange:

“Oh my God, Emme, look, Liam is waiting for you! Who’s with him? Oh! Oh! That’s Clark and Jackson and River.”
“Who the hell named these kids?”  I mutter.
“Your name is Daxton,” Emme points out.

Another thing I didn’t love was how predictable this book was.  I knew exactly what was going on in all of the plotlines- and in fact, ended up being a little annoyed that it took the characters so long to catch on.  It got to be a little bit stressful at times!
Speaking of stressful- when these characters get together it seems ethically unsound.  So I was pretty stressed throughout the book waiting for the shoe to drop on that part of the plot.
I think my biggest gripe was that this was titled Meet Cute and it’s not a cutesy book- but more of a heavy hitter.

while reading you should
Watch: Legally Blonde (because… lawyers)
Watch:  What’s Eating Gilbert Grape (Siblings raising siblings storyline!)
Eat: Shepherd’s Pie

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Fame, Fate and The First Kiss by Kasie West

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official blurb
Lacey Barnes has dreamt of being in a movie for as long as she can remember. However, while her dream did include working alongside the hottest actor in Hollywood, it didn’t involve having to finish up her senior year of high school at the same time she was getting her big break. Although that is nothing compared to Donavan, the straight-laced student her father hires to tutor her, who is a full-on nightmare. As Lacey struggles to juggle her burgeoning career, some on-set sabotage, and an off-screen romance with the unlikeliest of leading men, she quickly learns that sometimes the best stories happen when you go off script.

my blurb!
A teen actress who hates homework, is forced to work with a tutor on more than one assignment.

3.75 our of 5

what i liked
I love a Kasie West book.  She writes roughly 1 million books a year.  Okay, I might be exaggerating but seriously she churns these suckers out.  Some of her books have made it to my Required Reading List. 
There were some great quotes in this book.  There’s one in particular that I wrote down because it just screamed wisdom from Kasie West.

“Life lesson, Grant,” I said.  “Just because someone says another person is attractive doesn’t mean they’re saying you’re not.  And just because you’re good-looking doesn’t mean everyone is attracted to you.”

Gotta love it right?!  I did read this book in one sitting.  I mean, it was a night when I was having insomnia but still.  I did really enjoy this book!
There was a small mystery in this book- and I am NEVER surprised in mysteries.  But honestly, I wasn’t sure who the culprit was! I had many theories but none strong enough to slap the handcuffs on someone with authority.  That’s a big win for this book!
The dad in this book was really solid. I love when YA books feature good parents.  It gives me hope in the world for some reason. (They do say that art imitates life!)
The two main characters were fun and cute.  It should be noted that this IS a companion novel to Love, Life and The List.  I remember not loving that book, but you get a glimpse back to those characters in this novel and I enjoyed hanging out with them again.
Overall the story moved quickly and it was funny.
Oh also, it featured the topical item of zombies. So that’s something.

what i didn't like
I actually initially rated this book 4 stars, but even a 4 star rating for me usually means I’m recommending it a lot- and I haven’t recommended this since I read it at the end of February (Okay, so I’m behind on reviews. You caught me).
The main problem is that I didn’t find the characters sticking with me.  I didn’t strive for an outside of the pages friendship.  (What? I’m totally normal, I promise).  I liked them but they were maybe a tad boring? I’m not sure. Pretty quickly after I read this book I couldn’t remember any of the characters names.  That’s not a big deal but I felt like that needed to be reflected in my rating.
I couldn’t picture Lacey. Like ever.  The whole book I kept thinking… what does she look like?!  I wish all authors would supply you with their pinterest board of inspiration so you can get a good handle on who they were thinking of while they were writing. (Ps. if you missed my review from Sky in the Deep – the author DOES provide a pinterest board for that book!)

when to read
Read this book during the school year. Specifically during you junior or senior year of high school!

while reading you should
Eat: at a restaurant where your friend is the waiter. (My friend in high school worked at Baskin Robbins.  If yours does too, I am in full support of eating there instead of a place where you can get an actual meal).
Do: Decide what you would do if you realized zombies were a real thing
Listen to: Everybody’s Girl by Jennifer Lopez

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The Joy of Leaving Your Sh*t All Over The Place by Jennifer McCartney

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official blurb
The anti-clutter movement is having a moment. You may have heard about a book—an entire book—written on the topic of tidiness and how “magical” and “life-changing” it is to neaten up and THROW AWAY YOUR BELONGINGS. Yes, you read that correctly. It’s time to fight that ridiculousness and start buying even more stuff and leaving it any place you want. Guess what, neatniks? Science shows that messy people are more creative.*Being a slob is an art, and there’s a fine line between being a consumer and being a hoarder. Don’t cross that line. This book shows you how to clutter mindfully and with great joy. The results are mind-blowing. Your plants will stop dying. Your whiskey bottle will never run dry. Your drugstore points will finally add up to a free jar of salsa and some nice shampoo. You’ll go shopping and discover you’ve lost weight… It’s time to take back your life from the anti-clutter movement.
*As well as smarter and more attractive.

my blurb!
A parody book for people who weren’t feeling the love after reading The Life Changing Art of Tidying by Marie Kondo.

3 out of 5

what i liked
This book was a parody.  It was laugh out loud funny! Now, you may know by now that I was not into Marie Kondo’s book about tidying.  This book was basically written to make fun of that book.  It was a quick read with very few pages.  Overall the premise states and restates that there are so many books that exist to teach you how to be a tidy person- McCartney submits that, that in and of itself proves we are naturally messy and to embrace the true you!  She has interesting quotes at the beginning of every chapter and interesting stats throughout.  For instance, a study that proves the messier you are, the more creative you are.  Overall it was a quick and funny read.

what i didn't like
This book is NSFW (not safe for work).  It’s pretty crass.  It also has WAY too many drinking references.  Personally I don’t find drinking jokes funny.  The shirts about mommy wine time, and “your sippy cup” never get a giggle from me.  I think it’s weird.  This book would be great for people who do  find those shirts funny.

while reading you should
Do: relax and just read it! No need to make a to do list in your head because you are embracing your mess!
Eat: Doritos. I can’t think of a messier food.
Drink: Wine.

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The Allure of Julian Lefray by R.S. Grey

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official blurb
From: JosephineKeller@LLDesigns.com
To: LilyNBlack@gmail.com
Subject: Justin Timberlake Nudes!

Lily, you predictable perv. I knew you’d open this email faster if I tempted you with a glimpse of JT’s “PP”. Well, put your pants back on and grab some bubbly because I have much better news to share. I GOT A JOB! As of tomorrow, I’ll be the new executive assistant at Lorena Lefray Designs. I am SO excited, but there’s one itty bitty problem: I won’t be Lorena’s assistant. I’ll be working for her older brother, Julian. I know what you’re thinking- “But Jo, what’s the problem?” Google him. Now. He’s the man in the fitted navy suit whose face reminds you that there’s hope yet for this cruel, ugly world. Keep scrolling…Do you see those dimples? Yup. That’s the Julian Lefray I will be reporting to tomorrow morning. Lord, help us all…
XO,
Jo

my blurb!
A pretty blogger gets a job working for a gorgeous interim CEO.

 

3.5 stars                                                         4.5 / 5 steam level

what i liked
R.S. Grey is a romcom queen. And while I may not want to reread all of her books, I have enjoyed them all and read them all super quickly.  First of all, Jo has my dream job- she is a professional blogger. I mean- YES PLEASE!  Secondly, she is hilarious.  Don’t believe me? I’ll prove it to you.

“The day before, I’d researched Lorena’s company while watching a marathon of murder mystery shows. Sure, I was now highly paranoid about getting kidnapped, but at least I felt prepared for my interview.”

Need more?

“Runner’ is a strong word. On occasion, I’ve been known to move slightly faster than a walking pace, but it’s not very often.”

Okay fine, I’ll do ONE more, but only because you asked so nicely.

“He didn’t even know the effect those dimples had on my girly parts. One word: Ijustgotpregnant. Yeah, that’s one word.”

I seriously laugh out loud so many times while I read her books! So many quotable lines. And I zoomed through the first half of this book!

what i didn't like
I know, I mentioned the first half of this book. Well the second half of this book was too long.  None of her books are really that long, but seriously, part way through this book I was ready for it to wrap up.
Her steam level is high.  But if you’re up for skimming those parts, OR if you don’t mind some hot tub steam levels – you will really enjoy her books!

while reading you should
Eat: Pizza (because, really, when should you NOT eat pizza?)
Watch: The Devil Wears Prada (feel free to skip the annoying boy drama scenes)
Listen:  The Oogum Boogum Song by Brenton Wood

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The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (The Chronicles of Narnia #5) by C.S. Lewis

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official blurb
Lucy and Edmund, with their dreadful cousin Eustace, get magically pulled into a painting of a ship at sea. That ship is the Dawn Treader, and on board is Caspian, King of Narnia. He and his companions, including Reepicheep, the valiant warrior mouse, are searching for seven lost lords of Narnia, and their voyage will take them to the edge of the world. Their adventures include being captured by slave traders, a much-too-close encounter with a dragon, and visits to many enchanted islands, including the place where dreams come true.

my blurb!
Some of our favorite characters are taken back to the magical land of Narnia.

3.75 our of 5

what i liked
This book was all over the map!  Okay, if you’ve read this book I just made a joke there, If you haven’t… trust me, it was funny.  The characters in this adventure are traveling all over the realm that contains Aslan’s homeland as well as Narnia (and many other places!)
As I was reading about Caspien interacting with Lucy I found myself totally shipping them.  Have I been reading too many romance novels?  Maybe.
The big highlight of this book is Clive’s (C.S. Lewis) ability to keep redeeming characters in his adventures! I don’t know how he does it, but he just keeps on doing it!
This was by far the most random book in the series.  There is no antagonist in this book.  It is super weird.  But also kind of fun to read.  Each chapter holds a different tale.

what i didn't like
Okay Eustace sucks.  I know, I know, I have beef with one character in every one of these books. But Clive can write some of the most annoying characters out there!  You read it and you just keep saying “Are you serious right now?!”  I mean, (kind of a spoiler but not really) Eustace eats a dragon.  If that doesn’t seem weird to you, trust me, it’s super weird when you read about it.
The sexism that is woven throughout these books is still going strong in this one.
At the end of this book they explain exactly WHY the four children came to Narnia to begin with.  I literally screamed at the book “THAT’S WHY?!”

There are some heavier elements in this book- including being sold into slavery.  This isn’t something I disliked- but wanted to mention because people do tend to market these as children’s books. Again, the sexism and slavery could easily go over a kids head and I am reading these books as a 30-year-old.  But these aspects did surprise me so I feel they need to be mentioned?  Did that sound like a posh English sentence or what?! I am totally channeling Clive right now.

while reading you should
Drink: Water.  You never know when you’ll be sucked into a long journey and need to be hydrated just in case! (A bookworm’s version of survivalist prepping is drinking water in case you’re summoned by Narnia)
Listen to: The Planet Earth Soundtrack
Watch: This movie!  Did you know they made two Narnia movies?  This was the second one that they made!

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The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe (The Chronicles of Narnia #2) by C.S. Lewis

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official blurb
Peter, Susan, Edmund, and Lucy find their way through an old wardrobe into the world of Narnia. There, they unite with Aslan to fight the White Witch and save Narnia from perpetual Darkness.

my blurb!
Three siblings discover a magical land and then come to find that it is their destiny to save it.

3.5 stars

 

what i liked
I can vividly picture the scenes in this book.  I mean, I have seen the movie, so maybe that was why- but I’m gonna say that it was because of how descriptive it was.
There is something so magical about discovering an entirely new world within the confines of a house.  I don’t think that walking into that wardrobe will ever be anything short of amazing for me!
The overall allegory in this story is so well written- there is no room for confusion and it is so easily understood in the mind of a child.  I mean… it’s really pretty cool.  For instance- turkish delight is so good, it’s sinful.  See what I did there?  I couldn’t help myself.  Edmond has a taste of turkish delight and that is soon all he can think about.  It becomes an unquenchable desire to have more turkish delight regardless of the EXTREME consequences it would take to acquire more.

what i didn't like
Edmond sucks so badly.  I mean, wow- he is AWFUL.  I should mention that he isn’t inherently sucky- his siblings (or maybe the narrator) mention that he went away to boarding school and came back with this level of suckage.  He is a genuine unkind soul and I just got so irritated reading about him!
There is a scene featuring Aslan and Edmond and that scene was perfectly awkward in every way.
I think that Peter is portrayed as mean to Edmond.  And I didn’t really like that! Not that Peter was mean, but that he came across that way.  Because seriously, Peter said everything I wanted to say to Edmond.
Again, just as in The Magician’s Nephew, the sexism in this book was off putting for me.  Just so many constant insults about girls.

Overall, I thought I was going to like this book more.  I discovered when reading my copy, that I had actually read the book in college but I hadn’t remembered that at all!  So there are a few reasons that perhaps I didn’t like it as much- being a kids book and a reread, and having already seen the movie.  But I will say, that that has not stopped my love from blooming in the past.
Also, you know when it snows and everything is a beautiful winter wonderland and people all around you make references to Narnia?  I just want to point out that when Narnia was in this perpetual state of winter, it was being ruled by a dark and evil queen.  (Did I just make it obvious that I don’t like winter?)

 

while reading you should
Listen: The Blue Planet by Hans Zimmer
Watch: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe movie!
Eat: Turkish delight! (oh… that’s gross? Okay,  eat dark chocolate brownies.)

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99 Percent Mine by Sally Thorne

99pm

 

official blurb
Darcy Barrett has undertaken a global survey of men. She’s travelled the world, and can categorically say that no one measures up to Tom Valeska, whose only flaw is that Darcy’s twin brother Jamie saw him first and claimed him forever as his best friend. Despite Darcy’s best efforts, Tom’s off limits and loyal to her brother, 99%. That’s the problem with finding her dream man at age eight and peaking in her photography career at age twenty—ever since, she’s had to learn to settle for good enough. When Darcy and Jamie inherit a tumble-down cottage from their grandmother, they’re left with strict instructions to bring it back to its former glory and sell the property. Darcy plans to be in an aisle seat halfway across the ocean as soon as the renovations start, but before she can cut and run, she finds a familiar face on her porch: house-flipper extraordinaire Tom’s arrived, he’s bearing power tools, and he’s single for the first time in almost a decade. Suddenly Darcy’s considering sticking around to make sure her twin doesn’t ruin the cottage’s inherent magic with his penchant for grey and chrome. She’s definitely not staying because of her new business partner’s tight t-shirts, or that perfect face that’s inspiring her to pick up her camera again. Soon sparks are flying—and it’s not the faulty wiring. It turns out one percent of Tom’s heart might not be enough for Darcy anymore. This time around, she’s switching things up. She’s going to make Tom Valeska 99 percent hers.

my blurb!
Two bickering twins fight over the attention of their childhood best friend.

 

So I’ve kind of been dreading doing this review because this was my first ever physical copy of a book from a publisher and I did expect to give it 5 stars. Spoiler alert- this wasn’t 5 stars for me, but I really do think that this book will find its audience!

Thank you William Morrow for this book! Receiving the free book did not change my feelings about the book!

3 out of 5                                                             4 out of 5 steam level

what i liked
Okay this book ends with an Epilogue for The Hating Game.  I know, this isn’t technically reviewing 99 Percent Mine – but the epilogue for THG is in this book so trust me it needs to be included.  Did you know that I loved THG?  Oh I’ve mentioned it roughly 1 million times?  Wait, are you saying I’m starting to sound like a broken record and you’re tired of hearing about Josh and Lucy?  Well, too bad! I love them with my whole heart and this epilogue was EVERYTHING.  Is that dramatic? NO! This was a 5 star epilogue!!!  I am not upset to own this book (which wasn’t 5 stars) because I would have bought it anyways simply to own this epilogue!
Okay, now to 99PM.  Darcy’s best friend in this book is great! She has her own business (which is an amazing business idea, btw) and is working hard to make it successful. She is supportive of Darcy! She wasn’t entirely awesome but was mostly amazing (I could go into that more but that would give you some spoilers so… Not today satan!)
While I didn’t laugh out loud while reading this book, I did enjoy some of Darcy’s inner dialogue.
I read this book quickly, in less than 24 hours. So quick and easy reading with this one!
So that’s the end of what I liked. You’re wondering how I possible gave it 3 stars and not 2 stars or 1 star.  Did you already forget the 5 star Epilogue?!  It carries this book.

what i didn't like
Lucy (from The Hating Game) is all sunshine and strawberries.  Darcy (from 99 Percent Mine) is black nail polish and remorse. I just could not connect with Darcy.  Sally Thorne said that Darcy is like Lucy’s older sister.  Darcy is crass and hardened. She has constantly showing bra straps, and a boy always in her bed.  HUGE contrast in the two main characters from the two books.  Which is TOTALLY fine- I don’t want to read the same character in every book at all! So Sally did a great job with that really.   But, I just couldn’t connect with Darcy because of these reasons!  The reasons I loved Lucy, I disliked Darcy.  Now it should be noted that I do think this book will find its audience. I think that some people didn’t love sunshine Lucy and they will love rain cloud Darcy.
Okay, moving on.  I didn’t fall in love alongside this couple.  When I finished the book, I wasn’t scrambling for more.  In a romance novel- I should be shipping this couple all day every day.
In THG- Sally (who is Australian) – does a phenomenal job of not using any language specific to Australia- so I actually thought THG took place in America because that is where I’m from!  In 99PM, there were some phrases and words used that didn’t translate easily to “American.”  Which confused me because I was pretty sure that this book was actually supposed to be in America.
There were aspects of the dialogue and certain scenes that actually didn’t make sense to me. A few times, I flipped the page to see if two pages stuck together because I didn’t think the scene made sense.
Darcy loves to flirt with other men, and even in the ending of the book, this is still mentioned.  Why? That was super weird to me.  The main couple is already together, but she still flirts with other men? What?!  I was  not into that at all.
This book was predictable. I’ve had a lot of feedback from people who read THG and thought it was predictable too.  But there were aspects of the plot in THG that were smaller plotlines and were not predictable.  In 99PM – every small plotline was predictable.  Obviously it’s a romance novel, so the overall plot is predictable (which I appreciate).  But I wanted more out of the smaller plots in this book.
Darcy and her brother are twins. They are both so annoying. I don’t know another way to say that. But wow they are annoying.  Like, I heavily disliked them.  Whenever there were scenes where they looked back on their lives with Tom… all I could think was, “Why in the world would Tom want to be around these out of control twins?! Let alone fall in in love with one?!”

while reading you should
Do: learn how to make a cocktail you really want!
Eat: Pizza
Listen to this playlist I created while reading this book:
Your Ex Lover is Dead by Stars
Fall by Justin Bieber
The Best of You and Me by Number one Gun
Show You by CXLOE (Full disclosure, Sally posted the following songs on her insta stories when she was talking about 99 Percent Mine!)
Call it What you Want by Taylor Swift
Backseat by Charli XCX
Baby by Bishop Briggs
Lucky Strike by Troye Sivan
Clumsy Love by Thelma Plum

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