Beach Read by Emily Henry

I had the HARDEST time rating this book.  Because there were things I really didn’t like about it.  But then I also loved parts of it and thought it should be five stars! Gah.  Okay I’m going to go with four stars for now, but I might revise it later.

4 out of 5

🔥🔥🔥 out of 5 steam level but level 🔥🔥 description used.

 

what i didn't like

Two authors are in a relationship. Only one reads the others books. Do you root for them? I mean you do…but do you really? Because you’re pretty sure one is more invested than the other.

There wasn’t a love triangle exactly but enough of one where I felt like…so are you in love with two people at the same time? I’m confused how you can make grand proclamations after it took multiple days to decide which person you want to have a future with.

I feel I should mention this even though I really don’t want to because it’s a dumb reason to not like something in a book..  But January cried a lot in the book, and at one point I thought…sheesh.  I think if I felt that she was facing her feelings and crying I wouldn’t have minded it on the page at all. But she is avidly avoiding resolution in her life so it made the tears more eye roll inducing for me.

There were multiple communication issues that drove the plot but would get resolved pretty quickly. I’m not a communication issues fan, and even though there were resolutions taking place, I eventually got tired of the couple’s poor communication.

what i liked

I loved the banter, it was quick witted and had me smile reading quite a lot.

Shout out to a book that points out all of the positives of reading and or writing romance!

13 chapters into this book and I was positive it was going to be five stars. I read it quickly and it easily could’ve been a one day read for me if I didn’t have a newborn and two toddlers.

I loved the best friendship between Shadi and January.

 

Lots of content warnings in this book. If you find content warnings (previously called trigger warnings) to be spoilers then skip the next sentence! Content warnings include: physical abuse, living in a cult, death of a loved one, cancer storyline, infidelity.

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Famous in a Small Town by Emma Mills

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So I’ve been stumbling upon old reviews that I drafted somewhat but never finished.  I thought about scrapping them entirely but then I thought, mmm…better not.  That was a very niche Pitch Perfect joke.

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official blurb
For Sophie, small town life has never felt small. With her four best friends—loving, infuriating, and all she could ever ask for—she can weather any storm. But when Sophie’s beloved Acadia High School marching band is selected to march in the upcoming Rose Parade, it’s her job to get them all the way to LA. Her plan? To persuade country singer Megan Pleasant, their Midwestern town’s only claim to fame, to come back to Acadia to headline a fundraising festival. The only problem is that Megan has very publicly sworn never to return. What ensues is a journey filled with long-kept secrets, hidden heartbreaks, and revelations that could change everything—along with a possible fifth best friend: a new guy with a magnetic smile and secrets of his own.

3.5 stars

The story in this book gave me a couple of twists, one of which I didn’t see coming (which is rare for me! …okay it would probably be less rare if I read things such as thrillers but since I don’t I can say I like the twists in the YA novel).  As always, I loved Emma Mills writing because she produces realistic characters.  It didn’t rate higher because the story wasn’t one that had me pulled in and non stop reading.  While I wouldn’t consider this a reread, overall I laughed out loud a few times while reading and enjoyed the ride.

Here are some quotes that I loved!

“Nice to meet you,” August said.
“That’s what I’ve heard, I replied.”

“Were you eating cold lasagna?” I asked, scooping pasta remains into the Tupperware while he wiped up the trail of sauce.
“Yeah.”
“But the microwave is right there.  Love yourself!”

“She knows everything,” Flora said. “She’s like the internet.”
She was possibly better than the internet sometimes.  I’d volunteered there since freshman year, and Mel had never once redirected to an ad for male enhancement.

“Sammy.”  He snapped his fingers.  “Patty. Patty Weaver. Oh yeah.  She makes a great lemon tart.”
“I heard she also makes responsible children.”

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The Tourist Attraction (Moose Springs, Alaska #1) by Sarah Morgenthaler

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What’s this? Another old review that I’ve stumbled upon?  Yupp… You know me, I love to draft without publishing or fine tuning anything and then have 92727390218 drafts!  Don’t worry, I’m working on it!  This one comes at you from March 2020.

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Thank you Netgalley for the ARC of this book which comes out on May 5, 2020.

All I keep thinking while reading chapter one is, why does the author keep repeating the characters names all the time? Graham and Zoey. Almost every sentence starts with their name, it seems like! Seriously… Why?

Do you ever read a book and think that perhaps the author is either way smarter than you are (a very likely case) or from somewhere other than America (a less likely case)? Because as I was reading I thought some phrasing was a bit off. And at one point asked the question: what the heck is a cudgel?  I still don’t know the answer as to whether or not the author is perhaps British but I did look up a cudgel and can say definitively that the author’s diction is far superior to my own. 

I know that people like to liken the hero in this book to Luke from Gilmore Girls.  The classic grumpy diner owner in a small town.  But… well let’s be honest, I’m team Christopher. Perhaps herein lies the problem as I trudge forward with this read.

In the end, I had to DNF this book (did not finish).  I was so excited to get my hands on it but after seeing the characters interact, I feel confident that I’m not the right reader for this book. 

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Worth The Whisk (Donut Disturb #2) by Melissa

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official blurb
Oh, you know a phallic pipe joke? Cool. I’ve heard them all. Trust me, they don’t make me blush anymore. As the only female plumber in the family business and the newest member of an all-male construction crew, I’ve developed a thick skin. Usually I’m ready for anything. Doing my cousin a favor, I take a late-night plumbing call thinking it’ll be an easy fix. What I’m not prepared for is to be mistaken for a homeless man or to find a soaking wet hunk glaring at me. I have to work fast not only to fix his perception of me, but also the burst pipe that is flooding the Bake, Rattle & Roll bakery. Working around pastry chef Harrison Daniels throws a wrench in my plans. I’m going to have to use every tool in my arsenal to resist falling for him and his sweet, tempting words. He’s out to prove he’s worth the risk and I’m starting to agree.

3 out of 5

🔥🔥🔥🔥  out of 5 steam level

This book was much like the first so I think if you liked book one you’ll also enjoy this one! Like the first book, this a romcom with a bit of suspense in it. It was good to see the characters from book one. The rising star in the books for me is the mom – she just cracks me up!

Content warnings: stalker, death of a loved one, cancer.
There is cursing in this book.

The book is such a quick read which I really like. There were some really funny moments throughout the book. The downside is that I don’t fully get immersed in the characters and feel their connection to each other. Again, similar to the first book I found the words telling me things that I didn’t end up feeling while reading.  I really liked the switch up of the majority gender roles that the two main characters did for their jobs. August was a female plummer, while Harrison was a tattooed male baker.

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Hands down By Mariana Zapata

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official blurb

Before he was Big Texas, he was Zac the Snack Pack. Bianca Brannen knows time—mostly—heals all wounds. Including those your once loved ones might have unintentionally given you. (Those just take longer.) She thinks she’s ready when a call has her walking back into her old friend’s life. Or at least as prepared as possible to see the starting quarterback in the National Football Organization. Before the lights, the fans, and the millions, he’d been a skinny kid with a heart of gold. Waltzing out of Zac Travis’s life should be easy. Just as easy as he walked out of hers.

1.5 out of 5

🔥🔥🔥  out of 5 steam.

There’s one sex scene at the very end of the book that can be easily skipped. There is cursing in the book.

Let’s get into what I didn’t like about the book. Okay… It’s fairly obvious I liked almost nothing. But I read the WHOLE thing. Well I say that but like most MZ books, I skimmed a lot of inner dialogue. Bc her books desperately need editing.

Shall we talk nicknames yet? Bibi, little Texas, big Texas, snack pack, kiddo. That’s right…I ended on kiddo. Because Zac calls Bianca that the WHOLE book. I hated it. There was a bit of an age gap. But…no, I am not rooting for a couple who uses kiddo as a term of endearment.

I think she tried so hard to convince the reader of a friend’s to lovers romance that she went too far. They were literally throwing farts in each other’s faces. I wish I was joking about that.

Shall we touch base on inner monologue yet? I cannot….CANNOT… Get behind one person talking and then multiple pages of inner dialogue before the main character responds!!!! That is weird! Who would wait that long to respond in a conversation?! It doesn’t make any sense.

This isn’t going to win me any awards for bashing her dedication in the book. I know that. But seriously… I went into this book thinking her husband died while she was writing it. I actually almost DNFed it early on (I always go through this debate for MZ books bc….editing) but I felt a sense of loyalty to her to read it bc she wrote it during a time when her husband died. Why did I think that? Well, because the dedication is as follows: “To my greatest friend and teacher. The absolute love of my life. Dorian, this book and my whole life is dedicated to your memory.” Upon further research…Dorian is her dog. A great dane to be specific. Do I care that she dedicated the book to her dog? No, not really actually. Do I care that she phrased it in a way that made me think it was her husband? Yes!!! It bothered me the WHOLE time I was reading it!!

Last but not least- my least favorite plot device was used… communication issues. Bianca kept everything to herself. Zac would have to drag the smallest of answers out of her. For like 50% of the book. Finally somewhere around 67%ish they clear up the issues. And if you’re waiting for the couple from The Wall Of Winnipeg to show up (which is awesome!) you’ll have to wait until about 80% into the book. (And if you made it there, then you even saw a Lukov cameo around 64%!). What’s the premise of the communication issues, you ask? Basically Bianca was childhood friends with Zac and is upset with Zac about not keeping in touch with her. But she doesn’t tell him that… How hard is it to say that?! For a book that is literally 529 pages, I just did not like that being the driving plot point.

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Always Only You (The Bergman Brothers #2) by Chloe Liese

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official blurb
Ren: The moment I met her, I knew Frankie Zeferino was someone worth waiting for. Deadpan delivery, secret heart of gold, and a rare one-dimpled smile that makes my knees weak, Frankie has been forbidden since the day she and I became coworkers, meaning waiting has been the name of my game—besides, hockey, that is. I’m a player on the team, she’s on staff, and as long as we work together, dating is off-limits. But patience has always been my virtue. Frankie won’t be here forever—she’s headed for bigger, better things. I just hope that when she leaves the team and I tell her how I feel, she won’t want to leave me behind, too. Frankie: I’ve had a problem at work since the day Ren Bergman joined the team: a six foot three hunk of happy with a sunshine smile. I’m a grumbly grump and his ridiculously good nature drives me nuts, but even I can’t entirely ignore that hot tamale of a ginger with icy eyes, the perfect playoff beard, and a body built for sin that he’s annoyingly modest about. Before I got wise, I would have tripped over myself to get a guy like Ren, but with my diagnosis, I’ve learned what I am to most people in my life—a problem, not a person. Now, opening my heart to anyone, no matter how sweet, is the last thing I’m prepared to do.

5 out of 5

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 steam level

 

what i liked

Well that was perfectly delightful in every way. Soren is the book boyfriend of my dreams. I’m mildly obsessed with him. Chivalrous, saving himself for love, athletic, gorgeous, kind, thoughtful…oh did I mention he uses Shakespearean lingo instead of cursing? (Not to say that there isn’t cursing in the book, because there is). If someone is picturing him as an actor, let me know because I could NOT get a picture in my head!

Edit 7/23/2020: Okay Chloe, being the nicest author ever, sent me her mood board for inspiration behind Ren and Frankie! Okay technically it’s not a mood board but I really wanted to use that term.  Without further ado, here is the inspiration!

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Frankie is the author’s #ownvoices portrayal of an autistic heroine. She (Frankie not Chloe) also lived with physical disabilities that made her even easier for me to relate to being a chronic pain sufferer myself.  She was amazing. Witty, obsessed with Harry Potter…need I go on? (Don’t worry, if you’re irritated with JK Rowling, this was addressed super well in the book!)

Listen I just think the Bergman Brothers are just going to be like family to me. They will be another Winston Brothers family that I feel like I know, and I definitely love. I can see myself rereading all of the books in this series! (I know there are only two so far but they’re amazing so I’m taking that stance now). Ps. If you want to read my review for the first book in this series then check out Only When It’s Us right here.

I was smile reading so many times while I read this.  I would laugh out loud.  I would roll my eyes with Ren and cringe through my fingers through some embarrassing moments.  All of that to say that I was in this book while I was reading it!  

Tropes include: “Always Only You is an opposites-attract, forbidden love sports romance about a nerdy, late-blooming hockey star, and his tough cookie coworker who keeps both her soft side and her autism diagnosis* to herself. Complete with a meddling secretary, tantric yoga torture, and a scorching slow burn, this standalone is the second in a series of novels about a Swedish-American family of five brothers, two sisters, and their wild adventures as they each find happily ever after.”

Seriously you guys, this series is gold. Liquid gold.  Okay… I don’t even know why I said that… but it’s a thing people say right? Anyways, it obviously made my list for Required Reading for Romance Lovers.  Read it! Read it!  …I mean, I think you should read it. 

while reading you should
Watch: Miracle. (I mean you should watch this movie at least once a year because it is one of my all time favorite movies.  But also this book has hockey in it so it works!)
Listen to: an audiobook of Pride and Prejudice
Do: Meet up with your book club.  Points if your book club is reading this steamy romcom.

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10 Blind Dates by Ashley Elston

10 blind dates

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Sophie wants one thing for Christmas-a little freedom from her overprotective parents. So when they decide to spend Christmas in South Louisiana with her very pregnant older sister, Sophie is looking forward to some much needed private (read: make-out) time with her long-term boyfriend, Griffin. Except it turns out that Griffin wants a little freedom from their relationship. Cue devastation. Heartbroken, Sophie flees to her grandparents’ house, where the rest of her boisterous extended family is gathered for the holiday. That’s when her nonna devises a (not so) brilliant plan: Over the next ten days, Sophie will be set up on ten different blind dates by different family members. Like her sweet cousin Sara, who sets her up with a hot guy at an exclusive underground party. Or her crazy aunt Patrice, who signs Sophie up for a lead role in a living nativity. With a boy who barely reaches her shoulder. And a screaming baby. When Griffin turns up unexpectedly and begs for a second chance, Sophie feels more confused than ever. Because maybe, just maybe, she’s started to have feelings for someone else . . . Someone who is definitely not available. This is going to be the worst Christmas break ever… or is it?

4 out of 5

what i liked
Okay well this was a super cute YA novel!  Totally adding it to my YA Make My Heart Smile list and to my list of Holiday Reads!

I was nervous going into this book because I thought there would be a love triangle and I just finished a stressful semi love triangle book (In A Holidaze), but alas this is more of a love triangle in the The Truth About Forever sense and not in a Twilight sense. (Okay, I still haven’t actually read twilight but I’ve seen the movie and that’s a total love triangle!) This book made me want to bake, it made me smile read, it made me want to be at a huge family gathering (I know, family gatherings in the time of corona…)  It was great! The family was a close knit Italian family that totally gave me My Big Fat Greek Wedding vibes.  In fact, as I was reading this book, I was shocked that it hadn’t been made into a movie yet!  WHY?! This would make the perfect movie! It was very close to a full five star read for me but there were a couple of things I didn’t love about it.   I also must confess that I was sure this book was called “the ten blind dates of Christmas” the whole time I was reading it. (Which in fairness was just over the span of one night because I couldn’t sleep).  The banter in it was funny and moved quickly.  Ready for a snippet?

“You should’ve been a Boy Scout,” Charlie says.
“I was a Boy Scout,” Wes replies.  “And so were you.”

what i didn't like

There was a bit of a stressful storyline with the main characters sister and her pregnancy.  Now keep in mind, I’m pretty recently not pregnant – and I know I could not have read this book while pregnant.  Keep reading for my content warning on this if you want further detail.
The other part I didn’t like- when the couple gets together – it is pointed out that they’re not girlfriend and boyfriend but best friends who makeout.  Wait, what?  I mean, that was my reaction.  Why are they anti labels?  It wasn’t as if the whole book, the characters didn’t like commitment and didn’t want the labels.  It was really weird. I just couldn’t get behind it at all, and it took away from the cuteness level for me.  Here’s the official quote:

Whatever I’m doing with [redacted name so you don’t have spoilers] doesn’t have a label. He’s not my boyfriend and I’m not his girlfriend. We’re best friends who kiss. A lot. 

Content warnings for this book include:  a high risk pregnancy, a NICU baby.